“I brought a tiny practice amp. I started tuning up and did some riffs, and he [Ozzy] said, “You’ve got the gig.? I had the weirdest feeling, because I thought, “You didn’t even hear me yet.”

“The success of the Rat Pack or the Clan was due to the camaraderie, the three guys who work together and kid each other and love each other.”

“Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.”

“I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.”

Robin-“Music became an obsession, and eventually we felt more comfortable with each other then we did with anyone else. The three of us were like one person.” / Maurice-“I suppose being his twin made me understand Robin that much more easily.”

“If I weren’t as tall as I am, I would’ve been a member of AC/DC.”

“That was a great time, the summer of ’71 – I can’t remember it, but I’ll never forget it!”

“Elvis may be the King of Rock and Roll, but I am the Queen.”

“Far Out!”

“They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film… a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation.”

“God had to create disco music so I could be born and be successful.”

“That’s not to say I haven’t had my visionary moments. I’ve taken acid seventy five, seventy-six times.”

“I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.”

“We’re much more controlled now. We were kids back then, we each had our own demons. It was insanity.”

“When I had my television show, ‘Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters,’ it was my high hope to convert people to country music. It is wonderful and contagious!”

“My idea of fast food is a mallard.”