“Elvis may be the King of Rock and Roll, but I am the Queen.”

“If I weren’t as tall as I am, I would’ve been a member of AC/DC.”

“That’s not to say I haven’t had my visionary moments. I’ve taken acid seventy five, seventy-six times.”

“God had to create disco music so I could be born and be successful.”

“When I had my television show, ‘Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters,’ it was my high hope to convert people to country music. It is wonderful and contagious!”

Robin-“Music became an obsession, and eventually we felt more comfortable with each other then we did with anyone else. The three of us were like one person.” / Maurice-“I suppose being his twin made me understand Robin that much more easily.”

“I brought a tiny practice amp. I started tuning up and did some riffs, and he [Ozzy] said, “You’ve got the gig.? I had the weirdest feeling, because I thought, “You didn’t even hear me yet.”

“The success of the Rat Pack or the Clan was due to the camaraderie, the three guys who work together and kid each other and love each other.”

“My idea of fast food is a mallard.”

“They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film… a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation.”

“I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.”

“That was a great time, the summer of ’71 – I can’t remember it, but I’ll never forget it!”

“I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.”

“Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.”

“Far Out!”

“We’re much more controlled now. We were kids back then, we each had our own demons. It was insanity.”